What the HE...Um...what the heck? I am pretty sure they said there was supposed to be Mexican hat dancing here, which is the only reason I came. Well, since I'm here anyway, want to hear a story? You don't know me, but my name's Jenny and I play a huge, starring, super-mega...like, Rose in the Titanic role in Sammie Spencer's Amaretto Flame. Let me tell ya. Okay. The role isn't quite that big. It's more like the role of the girl in the Titanic who had the little children and put them to bed as the thing started to rip...whatever. ANYWAY.
The story is about my friend, Olivia. One day she just showed up out of the BLUE, y'all. Being the natural leader that I am (and also thinking about how we were one cocktail waitress short and I was tired of re-filling drinks for like...seven days a WEEK), I got her a job where I work. Now, I'm still not too sure exactly what happened, but Jackson was our resident man who...um...ladies man, okay. But it was totes obvious that Jackson had a thing for Olivia. This wasn't cool for Paula (this bartender who looks like she stepped out of the pages of a magazine but once you get to know her, you're pretty sure she's just plaster covered over rotten snakes and probably spiders) who was in LOVE with Jackson.
She tried so hard to smack Olivia down, but Olivia was all like, "Nu-huh fool...you better back it up." And then she brought out the super-mega kung-fu and spilled a drink on Paula. It was CLASSIC. Then suddenly, Olivia and Jackson like...disappeared. I've heard rumors that Olivia was being hunted and Jackson was probably off trying to save her. Every time I think of that, I picture Jackson stepping in a room all Fabio-style and being like, "Hands off the lady, punk." HILARIOUS.
One more thing - you will NEVER believe this. Once this super-creepy old guy came in hitting on me...and I mean serious creepy old guy stuff. Olivia stalked right up to him and was all, "I'll handle this," and she kicked the guy in the knee. I'm pretty sure it broke, or at least hurt really bad. It was quite possibly THE coolest thing I've ever seen...except for maybe that time I saw that guy go streaking at the Staves football game.
Look, the truth is, I drink a lot of amaretto and pineapples and I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to be talking about here. You just basically need to read Amaretto Flame and you'll find out exactly what happened. Until then, if there's gonna be no Mexican hat dancing here, I'm out! =D
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